Chapter 2, unexpectedly being followed by the "Freaky Baby"

Where the water meets the sky, several seagulls are gently flying.

Forget it, it must be a coincidence. Big P originally has no distinctive features, so it is quite normal for someone to resemble him. In fact, I really miss that little wizard; I wonder if I will be able to encounter him again next time I go.

I was taken aback, and when I turned my head again, I still saw nothing.

"Please disappear from my sight immediately!" I said with a dark expression

He is your classmate, and he is probably the one who gives you the most headaches, that big P. He is following you because he wants to know where you are going, in any case, he is interested in you.

"Did you not notice?" he said, "Today I finally succeeded in getting you to speak more than five sentences at once, hahahahaha... I feel so accomplished right now"

You asked the right question! Big P slapped his thigh and said, "What do you like to play? I have characters in Legend, Paradise, and Wonderland, and I can take you along!"

"A promise is a promise," I said. I truly do not want to go home to listen to those two argue. After so many years, I have grown tired of it; those words have long become clichéd lines that come out automatically without needing to be rehearsed. It is utterly boring.

Luo Kang retorted, "Aren't you just relying on your father in America? What's so impressive about that?"

"Oh?" Aunt suddenly frowned and said, "There is a car following us."

"Are you missing my game?" my aunt asked, "Do you want to go play?"

Are you that good

You can also sew your mouth shut, I said

It turns out that he has been accompanying me all along during these days

I looked at him strangely

I asked the little wizard: "Where is this?"

Is it acceptable to include a gift? He is being shameless.

This is the second question, I reminded him

Aunt Xiaoxiao smiled and turned to Da P, saying: "Ye Daping, your father is named Ye Tianfan, and your mother is named Luo Jianing. They are currently in the United States, and you live with your grandmother, right?"

What else does the computer tell you? I asked her

Ha ha, the people's police are truly great, always appearing when the people need them the most

"Get rid of him," I commanded my aunt.

I looked back and saw many cars, not knowing which one she was referring to

It is truly similar, it is really too similar

I thought you would be curious," he said with a sense of grievance, "you can't possibly have no curiosity at all, can you?

Do you have it? said Big P, If you had it, you wouldn't be living in the slums.

So beautiful that it almost took my breath away

However, she truly kept her word and came to pick me up in her new car over the weekend. The car was quite nice, a sky blue color, and it even had a sunroof. I tossed a large bag of dirty clothes onto the back seat, and she exaggeratedly sniffed and said, "Don't dirty my new car, you lazy girl. Can't you wash your own clothes?"

I had no choice but to hang up the phone

"Look at my car computer," my aunt said, "I have already locked onto him, this kid is quite capable."

How can there be such people in this world

I looked at him, unsure of what trick he was up to this time

No way, can the stinky big P be this capable

So I asked him: "Do you enjoy playing online games?"

"Then you can just ask the computer to do it," said my aunt with a chuckle, "It's not like I'm doing it myself"

My footsteps have not yet taken a step forward. The morning exercise bell has rung

Big P is truly something else; with just one sentence, he made Luo Kang's face turn red with anger. I always thought Luo Kang would rush over and give him a good beating, but instead, Luo Kang turned around and walked out of the classroom. Unfazed, Big P continued his grand "freak-out" endeavor and called over to me, saying: "Lazy Princess, what song do you want to hear? Just pick!"

Oh, Classmate Ding Wei, could you do me a favor?

He suddenly burst into laughter, and I asked him, "What are you laughing at, are you out of your mind?"

What? Electric bicycle?

It is not possible at the moment, but it should be feasible in a month

He stood there foolishly frozen. In that moment, I thought of another person

Get lost! I shouted out the window

I was gloating when, unexpectedly, two minutes later, Da P came out, quickly catching up to me on the playground and saying: "Princess, I have come to safety!"

That night I dreamt of wandering through a maze again, and I finally saw clearly who the guide was; it was the little wizard I encountered in the game! God bless, this time we finally reached the exit. The first thing I saw was an unbelievably blue sky, followed by the sea, an entire expanse of sea, without a ripple, lying quietly under the sky like a blue mirror.

In the afternoon, I have my least favorite computer class. I do not enjoy listening to what the teacher is saying, so I secretly go online. My aunt's QQ is online, and I ask her: "Is it dead or alive?"

"Please call me Big P," he said, brushing his hair back from his forehead with his hand, striking an incredibly distasteful pose as he continued, "Calling me Big P feels a bit less distant."

She has always been like this, working without regard for her relatives.

He is right, it seems that I am increasingly disinclined to speak. When "Bae Yong-joon" called me to his office for a conversation, I did not want to say a word either

He said confidently, "You must be wondering why I am so quick, right?"

Unfortunately, it is ultimately a dream

"He blocked your QQ." My aunt smiled slightly and said, "We talked about this on QQ the other day."

"Zha! Princess!" He quickly ran away, but after just three steps, he turned back and said: "Can I ask one more question before I leave?"

I am the laziest girl in our class, and everyone calls me the "Lazy Princess." My deskmate, D P, is the most eccentric boy in our class, and everyone calls him the "Eccentric Baby"

At first, there were quite a few people supporting Big P's performance; after all, it was a new school and a new life, and everyone needed some new stimulation. However, as time went on, some began to grow tired of him. Despite his daily efforts to change songs and perform new tricks, his "support rate" continued to decline. The first to lose patience was Luo Kang, the largest sports committee member in the class. He slammed his desk and shouted, "Big P, if you keep howling like a wolf, I will throw you onto the playground!"

I have always been this way and do not feel that there is anything wrong with it

"You can check my QQ, but I am not allowed to inquire about your matters?" said my aunt. "Considering that your father is my senior, I only saved you today. Do not be ungrateful."

"He took me along," he said, "You see, I risked my life, and I was speeding; the police are about to chase after us"

She quickly replied: "How should I talk to your aunt?"

I just obtained my driver's license and have just bought a new car, would you like me to show off a bit in front of you

Perhaps he did not expect to be asked this way; he paused for a moment and said, "I feel that you have not been very happy all along"

"Hang on, I will take you to play Wizard Mobilization later," said my aunt. After she finished speaking, QQ went dark, and she logged off

However, just as my excitement was building, my aunt suddenly stopped the car, shook her head, and signaled for Da P to get in. I didn't have time to object, and in just a few seconds, Da P had folded up his electric bicycle and swiftly jumped onto the back seat, right next to my dirty clothes

He suddenly pulled out a bundle of thread from his backpack, with a very thick needle attached to it. He desperately shoved the thread and needle into my hand, saying: "Come on, come on, help me sew my mouth shut, I can't do it myself!"

This pig. Considering his ruthlessness, I have no choice but to yield once again; retreat is the best strategy

I said, "I can't be bothered."

Bae Yong-joon said earnestly: "Ding Wei, I think you should get closer to everyone and not always remain in this detached state; continuing like this is not good for you."

You are being excessive! said Da P, "Casually prying into others' privacy!"

"Is it Wu Sike?" I said lazily, "Will it be 'Lonely Road'?"

"Why are you telling me all this?" I asked him

Having more friends will lead to fewer worries he said Try to step out a little

How do you know that

"Ye Daping," I said, "try bothering me again?"

"You silly girl, you don't know how to think," my aunt criticized me, "If it were me, I would be proud; this proves I have charm. When I was sixteen, no boys pursued me like this."

As soon as I stepped out of the office, I ran into Da P going in. I know that someone reported to "Bae Yong-joon" that Da P's daily howling at noon has seriously affected everyone's ability to read and do homework, and they hope the teacher can intervene to control his "desire for performance." I brushed past Da P at the office door, and he gave me a mysterious smile, ran his hand across his neck, made a "crack" sound with his mouth, and slipped inside.

I haven't been pulling it for a long time. I stood up and said, If there's nothing else, I will return to the dormitory.

I said, "I can't stand it anymore. I can't wait for the weekend; I want to skip class."

Just as we were speaking, Big P's car came rushing over, closely following our vehicle as it skidded along.

I truly do not understand what is happening. How did he know about it

No! I said

I am extremely frustrated

Big P tilted his head and said: "My father is in America, how can you throw me out?"

That person is a madman, I said

Being a slacker is the easiest thing in the world, but being a "quirky darling" is much more challenging. You have to constantly come up with numerous eccentric ideas to prove that you are not quite normal. In this regard, I have great admiration for my deskmate, because my deskmate, the quirky darling Big P, truly possesses exceptional skills in being quirky. As long as he is happy, he can do anything.

"Sha Xiaoqian!" I called her by her full name, "What exactly are you doing? Are you even listening to me?"

Big P touched the back of his head, smiled shyly, and said: "Hehe, I was just a bit too curious. I didn't expect everything to be under your control, I admire you, truly admire you!"

It was truly not her driving; she merely placed her hands casually on the steering wheel and then casually engaged in conversation with me, without even needing to look straight ahead.

Knowing that I am lazy, don't bring these things up. I sat down, fastened my seatbelt, and said, "Please drive steadily, I haven't had the chance to buy insurance yet"

Does the computer know this as well

I want to play Wizard's Gathering too! he said, Count me in, I am top-notch at playing games, trust me, it's true!

I certainly understand his meaning; he is going in there to seek death.

"How can I not be a little infatuated at my thirties?" She is not shy at all

"Hehe," he said, "I heard that you play the violin quite well. How about performing at the school arts festival to give our class some exposure?"

After she finished speaking, she unknowingly activated some mechanism, and the vehicle slowly started to move

I estimate that sooner or later he will drive me crazy

I angrily scolded my aunt: "Didn’t you say we shouldn’t hurry?"

"Then please satisfy my curiosity," said Da P. "How can a girl be so lazy all day? How do you manage to be so cool?"

What should be done then

It seems that he is like a jukebox himself

He shouted, "The lazy princess is truly lazy, she even finds it troublesome to say another word!"

But even if you are reluctant, you still have to start a new day. Early in the morning, before the morning reading class began, Da P mysteriously nudged me and said: "Princess, can you do me a favor?"

"It was the computer that told me," said my aunt, "I don't need to think for myself."

"Hehe," she said, "of course, it's to test my game. The public beta is just a month away, and there are still a few minor issues to be resolved!"

"Anyway, it's boring; playing a bit more doesn't matter," I said

"Not disappearing is a pig," I said

Again asking: "Why are you putting in so much effort to step down? This needle hasn't pricked your foot, has it? If it pricks me, that would be a serious offense."

Arrived? Where have we arrived?

"Have you ever played Wizard's Total Mobilization?" I asked him

The words of the little wizard linger in my ears: "What is a dream? ... ... "

I pulled the thread and needle over, threw them on the ground, and then stomped on them forcefully

"Be careful, be careful," he exclaimed in a low voice as he crouched down to pick up the needle and thread, smacking his lips and saying, "I have taken your words to heart. I spent half the day yesterday wandering around the girls' dormitory looking for this ball of thread, but unfortunately, I didn't see you!"

"Alright," said Bae Yong-joon helplessly. "I happen to have a few things to attend to today as well; let's have a proper chat next time."

"Then why haven't you gotten married yet?" I criticized her

"What is a dream?" he said, "You have truly arrived. If you wish, you can step forward and touch the sea water. The sea water here has a temperature; it will not make you feel cold."

I am too lazy to even nod my head, and I don't know what good conversation we could have.

No, I said

"How do you know he is following us?" I asked my aunt.

He nodded slightly and said, "Could you please tell me where I can play the game Wizard Mobilization?"

I do not know how she obtained her driver's license through deception, it is truly exaggerated

"I have parked the car, have you reset it?" My aunt tapped my head and said, "If you're afraid of motion sickness, just close your eyes, we will arrive soon"

Aunt looked at a small LCD computer screen in the car, pointed at it and said: "Look, the dark gray one, the driver is male, approximately 1.76 meters tall, and should be between 16 and 17 years old, traveling at a speed of about 80 kilometers per hour. He has been following us since we left the school gate. However, being able to drive an electric bicycle at this speed means the vehicle must have been tampered with!"

For instance, every noon, he holds a personal concert in the back of the classroom, which he describes as "purely for self-entertainment." His ability to sing off-key is also top-notch; even the most popular songs, when sung by him, will only become recognizable after at least half of the performance. Moreover, he dares to innovate; for example, when he sings Jay Chou's "Nunchucks," he wields two mops in a chaotic dance while mumbling the indistinct lyrics. Anyone unaware of the situation would surely be frightened, thinking he is practicing some sort of unorthodox martial arts. Furthermore, he continues to innovate; for instance, when he sings Jay Chou's "Nunchucks," he wields two mops in a chaotic dance while mumbling the indistinct lyrics. Anyone unaware of the situation would surely be frightened, thinking he is practicing some sort of unorthodox martial arts.

I was afraid of fainting, so I quickly closed my eyes. When I opened them again, I found that the car had already reached the outskirts, surrounded by pleasing greenery. My aunt's driving speed was still as fast as ever, and she was heading straight towards a small hill. I could see that we were about to crash, and in my fright, I screamed and closed my eyes again, only to hear my aunt say to me: "Get out of the car, we have arrived!"

But I said, "Isn't this a dream?"

There is no suitable one, she said, when I meet the right person, I will naturally get married

"It's difficult," said my aunt. "This car is a fool's car; the speed and direction were all set before I started it, and there's no way to change it. I originally intended to take you for a drive, but who would have known we would encounter such a situation?"

"That won't do," said my aunt. "Be good and wait until the weekend; I will come to pick you up after school."

Before I could say anything, he abruptly waved his hand and told me: "This is how it is. After I went in, I took the initiative to tell Teacher Tong that I would never sing in the classroom again. I will definitely turn over a new leaf and be a sensible good child!" He then said, "You must keep your word," and waved his hand to let me out. Hehehe.

Everyone says that "Bae Yong-joon" is always gentle with girls, but quite "bloody" with boys. It is said that the most glorious page in his teaching history was when he made several boys cry uncontrollably for as long as ten minutes.

Indeed, the sound of police sirens could be heard from behind

Is it not

"Let him follow along," said my aunt. "We are not special agents, nor do we have any special mission to accomplish. If he wants to follow, then let him follow."

Truly shameless

I knew he wouldn't, and I am too lazy to deal with him again

"Princess, princess!" he called to me, saying: "Take me with you."

I rested my head on the pillow, feeling an excruciating headache

What is wrong? I asked him

Which country is Wu Sikai from? He does not hesitate to ask.

As soon as I looked at the computer, I was stunned; it was Da P, Da P was following us! I could clearly see his face, even the beads of sweat on his forehead were distinctly visible. He was completely hunched over the car, effortlessly weaving through the traffic.

He looked completely bewildered

The boundary of the sanctuary. He said, "Haven't you always wanted to come and see? We have been traveling for over a month. From here, one can reach the most beautiful world."

I smile. Those who are self-righteous will always be present, regardless of the circumstances.

I intended to get off the car to express my protest, but it was already too late. My aunt shouted, "Hold on tight!" and the car took off as if it had grown wings. D.P. behind us excitedly shouted, "Yay yay yay, so cool and awesome, awesome and so cool, go faster, go faster!"

But I really want to ask, uh." He pretended to look pitiful and said, "Can you let me ask? After I finish asking, I will disappear immediately, is that not acceptable?"

Originally, I also wanted to rush over to "Bae Yong-joon" to discuss changing seats, but then I thought that perhaps this guy would think I was afraid of him, and he might even get a big head because of it. So I had to suppress that thought. When I went to the rooftop to call my aunt and complain, she seemed somewhat distracted and replied casually: "Well, guys like that are quite common... um... once you get used to it, it will be fine... so what do you think went wrong here?"

Big P suddenly descended from the sky: "Your phone needs to be upgraded to a new model. How about I let you use mine instead?"

Cut

Do not shout randomly! I scolded him

Of course not? "Auntie" pointed to her head and said proudly, "This is what my human brain thought of!"

"Infatuated fool." I scolded her

The online gaming research institute! The big P poked its head out to take a look, as if it knew everything, "I wasn't mistaken, I knew you were one of the people here!"

He said, taking out a small Nokia from his pocket and handing it to me: "Text messages can be handwritten."